1 00:00:21,557 --> 00:00:24,091 Everyone, if I could have your attention. 2 00:00:24,092 --> 00:00:25,494 What? 3 00:00:25,594 --> 00:00:28,329 A new student is going to be joining us today 4 00:00:28,330 --> 00:00:30,698 on our journey of learning. 5 00:00:30,699 --> 00:00:33,301 Would you like to introduce yourself to the class? 6 00:00:33,302 --> 00:00:35,670 Hi, everybody. My name's Beavis. 7 00:00:35,671 --> 00:00:37,237 Wait, what? 8 00:00:37,238 --> 00:00:40,942 Mm-kay, well, we already have a student named Beavis. 9 00:00:40,943 --> 00:00:43,010 Yeah, yeah. It's, like, me or something. 10 00:00:43,011 --> 00:00:45,814 Right? 11 00:00:45,914 --> 00:00:49,417 So why don't you go by your initial, Beavis H? 12 00:00:49,418 --> 00:00:51,720 Beavis H, go ahead and find a seat. 13 00:00:51,820 --> 00:00:52,854 Okay. 14 00:00:52,955 --> 00:00:54,621 My family just moved here from Michigan. 15 00:00:54,622 --> 00:00:56,123 Oh, boy. 16 00:00:57,492 --> 00:00:59,761 So I guess we're both named Beavis, huh? 17 00:00:59,762 --> 00:01:01,963 Yeah. Yeah, I guess so. 18 00:01:03,365 --> 00:01:04,432 What's your initial? 19 00:01:04,433 --> 00:01:05,734 I don't know. 20 00:01:05,834 --> 00:01:07,468 I think it's-- I think it's a letter. 21 00:01:08,971 --> 00:01:12,407 The biggest battle America fought in World War II 22 00:01:12,408 --> 00:01:15,009 was called the Battle of the Bulge. 23 00:01:17,113 --> 00:01:19,014 Hey, Beavis. - Yeah? 24 00:01:19,114 --> 00:01:20,314 What? 25 00:01:20,315 --> 00:01:21,516 You said my name. 26 00:01:21,517 --> 00:01:23,284 Um, he's talking to me. 27 00:01:24,452 --> 00:01:25,554 Oh, okay. 28 00:01:25,654 --> 00:01:28,557 If you mean me, just say Beavis H. 29 00:01:28,657 --> 00:01:30,457 Uh, okay. 30 00:01:30,458 --> 00:01:31,959 Hey, Beavis. 31 00:01:31,960 --> 00:01:33,395 Did you mean Beavis H? 32 00:01:33,496 --> 00:01:34,829 No. 33 00:01:34,830 --> 00:01:36,464 Oh, okay. Got it. My bad. 34 00:01:36,465 --> 00:01:38,799 Go ahead. 35 00:01:38,800 --> 00:01:40,635 Uh, hey, Beavis. 36 00:01:40,636 --> 00:01:42,871 He's talking to you, buddy. Have a good conversation. 37 00:01:42,971 --> 00:01:45,106 Damn it, just let Butt-Head say what he was gonna say! 38 00:01:45,107 --> 00:01:47,675 Jesus. 39 00:01:47,676 --> 00:01:49,610 Butt-Head, what were you gonna say? 40 00:01:49,611 --> 00:01:52,813 Uh, he said bulge. 41 00:01:52,814 --> 00:01:55,416 Who said bulge? 42 00:01:55,417 --> 00:01:58,186 Uh, I don't remember anymore. 43 00:01:58,187 --> 00:02:00,021 Somebody said bulge. 44 00:02:01,356 --> 00:02:02,256 Bulge. 45 00:02:04,492 --> 00:02:07,561 He did say bulge. 46 00:02:07,562 --> 00:02:08,863 That's funny, dude. 47 00:02:08,864 --> 00:02:10,731 Bulge like a bulge in your pants. 48 00:02:12,334 --> 00:02:14,368 Beavis, Beavis, and Butt-Head, 49 00:02:14,369 --> 00:02:16,470 please quiet down, mm-kay? 50 00:02:16,471 --> 00:02:18,172 Sorry, Mr. V. 51 00:02:18,173 --> 00:02:19,507 We better be quiet. 52 00:02:19,508 --> 00:02:23,010 No more laughing about you know what. 53 00:02:23,011 --> 00:02:24,512 Yeah. 54 00:02:24,513 --> 00:02:26,948 Beavis sucks. 55 00:02:27,048 --> 00:02:29,784 Centuries ago, master archers were able to perform 56 00:02:29,785 --> 00:02:31,552 incredible feats of archery. 57 00:02:31,553 --> 00:02:33,254 These skills have long since been forgotten, 58 00:02:33,255 --> 00:02:35,589 but the Danish archer Lars Andersen 59 00:02:35,590 --> 00:02:38,760 is trying to reinvent what has been lost. 60 00:02:38,860 --> 00:02:41,896 This guy is, like, the best guy in the world at archery, 61 00:02:41,897 --> 00:02:44,531 but I could just shoot him with a gun. 62 00:02:44,532 --> 00:02:46,667 And I'm dumb and not good at anything. 63 00:02:50,072 --> 00:02:51,205 Oh, yeah. 64 00:02:51,206 --> 00:02:53,274 That's why they invented the gun, you know? 65 00:02:53,275 --> 00:02:56,110 For dumbasses like us. 66 00:02:56,111 --> 00:02:58,746 In the 1938 movie "The Adventures of Robin Hood," 67 00:02:58,747 --> 00:03:00,983 Robin Hood splits an arrow down the middle. 68 00:03:01,083 --> 00:03:04,186 Some consider this the ultimate archery trick. 69 00:03:04,286 --> 00:03:08,255 Uh, the ultimate archery trick is to, like, 70 00:03:08,256 --> 00:03:10,158 try to impress chicks with archery. 71 00:03:11,894 --> 00:03:13,795 And it's never been done. 72 00:03:13,796 --> 00:03:15,630 Yeah. 73 00:03:15,631 --> 00:03:18,600 Robin Hood never scored. 74 00:03:18,601 --> 00:03:20,100 If I was in "Robin Hood," 75 00:03:20,101 --> 00:03:21,769 I would just, like, bring a gun. 76 00:03:21,770 --> 00:03:24,038 And I would just, like, shoot Robin Hood. 77 00:03:24,039 --> 00:03:26,073 And I'd take all the money he stole 78 00:03:26,074 --> 00:03:27,809 and give it back to the rich people. 79 00:03:27,909 --> 00:03:30,245 Yeah. 80 00:03:30,246 --> 00:03:33,113 Rich people are cool. 81 00:03:35,250 --> 00:03:36,951 And the poor people, you know, um, 82 00:03:36,952 --> 00:03:39,086 well, you know, they just need something to, um-- 83 00:03:39,087 --> 00:03:41,789 to motivate them to get off their butts 84 00:03:41,790 --> 00:03:44,925 and make some money, see? 85 00:03:44,926 --> 00:03:47,361 So in a way, when I steal their money, 86 00:03:47,362 --> 00:03:50,097 I'd be doing 'em a favor, see? 87 00:03:50,098 --> 00:03:51,899 They're not trying hard enough. 88 00:03:54,002 --> 00:03:55,703 For modern target archery. 89 00:03:55,704 --> 00:03:58,138 His mom is like, uh, Lars, lunch is ready. 90 00:03:59,307 --> 00:04:01,075 Mom, I'm playing with my arrows. 91 00:04:01,076 --> 00:04:02,711 I'm pretending I'm in a battle. 92 00:04:04,813 --> 00:04:06,848 His mom's like, that's great, honey. 93 00:04:06,849 --> 00:04:08,783 How old are you now, 29? 94 00:04:12,187 --> 00:04:14,388 How about maybe shooting some rent arrows or something? 95 00:04:15,991 --> 00:04:17,525 How about shooting some of your dirty laundry 96 00:04:17,526 --> 00:04:19,026 into the washing machine? 97 00:04:20,462 --> 00:04:21,963 That's an archery trick I've never seen. 98 00:04:21,964 --> 00:04:22,963 Come on. 99 00:04:24,966 --> 00:04:28,335 How about shooting yourself into a job interview somewhere? 100 00:04:30,472 --> 00:04:32,172 And then his dad's like, ugh. 101 00:04:32,173 --> 00:04:33,742 What are we gonna do about that kid? 102 00:04:35,043 --> 00:04:36,144 Well, you're the one who bought him 103 00:04:36,145 --> 00:04:38,079 that kids archery set. 104 00:04:38,080 --> 00:04:39,715 Now it's my fault. Everything's my fault! 105 00:04:39,815 --> 00:04:41,148 Yeah. 106 00:04:41,149 --> 00:04:43,150 Lars, remember I told you about that job opening 107 00:04:43,151 --> 00:04:44,552 at your uncle's factory? 108 00:04:46,187 --> 00:04:48,824 You could be the first security guard with arrows. 109 00:04:55,497 --> 00:04:57,198 You know, Beavis is a French name. 110 00:04:57,199 --> 00:04:59,700 My mom's French. Is your mom French? 111 00:04:59,701 --> 00:05:02,102 Um, Butt-Head says she's a slut. 112 00:05:03,405 --> 00:05:04,905 Mine is from the Grand Est region. 113 00:05:04,906 --> 00:05:06,907 It must be full of dudes named Beavis. 114 00:05:06,908 --> 00:05:08,143 We should go live there. 115 00:05:08,243 --> 00:05:09,844 But no, right? 116 00:05:09,845 --> 00:05:13,516 We're gonna go sit over there now, like, by ourselves. 117 00:05:16,251 --> 00:05:18,419 I'm so tired of Beavis. 118 00:05:19,788 --> 00:05:21,689 Uh, you mean the new guy or yourself? 119 00:05:22,891 --> 00:05:24,458 The new guy. 120 00:05:24,459 --> 00:05:26,794 But I guess-- I guess myself too. 121 00:05:26,795 --> 00:05:28,362 Never really thought about that. 122 00:05:29,664 --> 00:05:31,666 Anyone named Beavis pretty much sucks. 123 00:05:31,766 --> 00:05:33,668 That's what I always say. 124 00:05:33,769 --> 00:05:36,505 It's kind of like my motto or whatever. 125 00:05:38,106 --> 00:05:39,908 Yeah, but that Beavis is always, like, hanging around 126 00:05:39,909 --> 00:05:42,343 and being a butthole when no one wants him there. 127 00:05:43,779 --> 00:05:45,780 All Beavises are like that, Beavis. 128 00:05:45,781 --> 00:05:48,049 That's just what Beavises do. 129 00:05:48,150 --> 00:05:50,585 They don't know any better. 130 00:05:50,586 --> 00:05:52,587 I can't believe this lunchroom has nachos. 131 00:05:52,687 --> 00:05:53,821 So sweet! 132 00:05:53,822 --> 00:05:54,923 But they don't taste sweet, 133 00:05:55,023 --> 00:05:56,892 'cause that would be weird, yeah? 134 00:05:56,992 --> 00:05:58,259 See, Butt-Head? 135 00:05:58,260 --> 00:05:59,561 - You mean me? - What? 136 00:05:59,562 --> 00:06:01,329 No, I said Butt-Head! 137 00:06:01,330 --> 00:06:03,432 Oh, I thought you were making fun of me. 138 00:06:03,532 --> 00:06:05,400 I can be a real butt-head sometimes. 139 00:06:05,500 --> 00:06:06,400 Hehe! 140 00:06:06,401 --> 00:06:07,902 It's cool if you were. 141 00:06:07,903 --> 00:06:09,671 I know that's part of friendship. 142 00:06:09,672 --> 00:06:10,705 Hey, Beavis. 143 00:06:10,805 --> 00:06:12,139 You mean me? 144 00:06:12,140 --> 00:06:13,742 No, I'm talking to Beavis. 145 00:06:13,842 --> 00:06:15,309 How's your first day going, Beavis? 146 00:06:15,310 --> 00:06:16,711 Awesome. 147 00:06:16,712 --> 00:06:19,047 Did you know there's another kid here named Beavis? 148 00:06:19,147 --> 00:06:20,982 Really? At this school? 149 00:06:20,983 --> 00:06:23,651 I've been going to school here for three years. 150 00:06:23,652 --> 00:06:25,586 Do you wanna do homework together later? 151 00:06:25,587 --> 00:06:27,821 Oh, yeah. For sure. That'd be tight. 152 00:06:27,822 --> 00:06:29,323 Um, If you mean me, you can just say 153 00:06:29,324 --> 00:06:30,992 regular Beavis or something. 154 00:06:30,993 --> 00:06:32,794 Bye, Beavis. 155 00:06:34,930 --> 00:06:38,666 Beavis, you're the least cool Beavis in the entire world. 156 00:06:40,168 --> 00:06:41,703 Yeah. Yeah. 157 00:06:41,704 --> 00:06:42,970 Probably so. 158 00:06:42,971 --> 00:06:44,472 Yeah. 159 00:06:48,043 --> 00:06:50,711 Butt-Head, I don't care what the answer is. 160 00:06:50,712 --> 00:06:53,047 And it doesn't matter what you say or anything. 161 00:06:53,048 --> 00:06:56,485 But--but, like, do you think I'm, like, 162 00:06:56,585 --> 00:06:58,219 the better Beavis or something? 163 00:06:59,387 --> 00:07:00,722 Oh, yeah. 164 00:07:00,723 --> 00:07:02,590 You're obviously better than that other Beavis. 165 00:07:02,591 --> 00:07:04,558 Okay, yeah. 166 00:07:04,559 --> 00:07:05,661 Yeah, that's fine. 167 00:07:05,761 --> 00:07:07,828 I mean, I don't care, you know. 168 00:07:09,097 --> 00:07:10,799 Wait, which Beavis are you? 169 00:07:10,899 --> 00:07:12,500 I can't tell you apart. 170 00:07:12,601 --> 00:07:14,470 One of you's better, that's all I know. 171 00:07:15,838 --> 00:07:17,405 Maybe it's you, maybe not. 172 00:07:19,074 --> 00:07:20,374 Dude, you guys are eating more nachos? 173 00:07:20,375 --> 00:07:22,310 I just got some, too, bros. 174 00:07:22,410 --> 00:07:24,746 We're like the original nacho fiends. 175 00:07:24,747 --> 00:07:26,615 Just kidding. 176 00:07:26,715 --> 00:07:28,382 Damn Beavis. 177 00:07:28,383 --> 00:07:30,117 He sucks. 178 00:07:30,118 --> 00:07:31,820 Mind if I pop a squat? 179 00:07:31,920 --> 00:07:34,222 Pop a squat? 180 00:07:34,223 --> 00:07:37,258 That's what guys say when they bang Beavis's mom. 181 00:07:38,393 --> 00:07:39,628 You mean my mom? 182 00:07:39,728 --> 00:07:41,696 No, he's talking about my mom! 183 00:07:41,697 --> 00:07:43,130 Guys bang my mom. 184 00:07:43,131 --> 00:07:44,498 Jesus Christ! 185 00:07:44,499 --> 00:07:46,901 Everything's not always about you, butthole. 186 00:07:46,902 --> 00:07:48,236 Well, I don't think it's very funny 187 00:07:48,237 --> 00:07:49,737 to make fun of people's moms. 188 00:07:49,738 --> 00:07:52,240 Butt-Head, I think you owe Beavis an apology. 189 00:07:52,241 --> 00:07:54,042 Huh? What? 190 00:07:54,043 --> 00:07:55,610 Okay, that's enough, Beavis. 191 00:07:55,611 --> 00:07:57,479 I'm gonna kick you in the nads. 192 00:07:58,914 --> 00:08:01,716 You mean me in the nads or him in the nads? 193 00:08:01,717 --> 00:08:05,753 Uh, it was gonna be you, but now I can't decide. 194 00:08:06,755 --> 00:08:10,125 Uh, hmm. 195 00:08:10,126 --> 00:08:12,327 Let's see. 196 00:08:15,563 --> 00:08:16,665 There we go. 197 00:08:17,100 --> 00:08:19,433 Whoa. 198 00:08:19,434 --> 00:08:21,604 I can't believe I thought you dudes were cool. 199 00:08:21,704 --> 00:08:24,038 I'm outta here. 200 00:08:24,039 --> 00:08:26,574 Well, I got rid of that Beavis. 201 00:08:26,575 --> 00:08:27,943 - Hey, Tiff. - Sure did. 202 00:08:28,043 --> 00:08:29,243 Hi, Beavis. 203 00:08:29,244 --> 00:08:30,978 One more Beavis to go. 204 00:08:32,348 --> 00:08:33,948 Whoo! 205 00:09:05,380 --> 00:09:06,514 Chirp.